SRSA

SRSA, originally uploaded by youheng1.

Its horrendous! Its fast spreading! Its killing Medical Students in a world wide epidemic! Its STUDY RESISTANT STAPH. AUREUS!

First Line therapy: "Continuous Hard Work"
has failed due to a resistance in the WC3 and PON.SCH genes encoded on plasmids now known to originate from the NUS medical society lounge.

With no choice at hand, we are issuing guidelines for 2nd Line therapy.

Second Line Therapy: "Continuous IV Coffee"
until plasma levels are saturated with "Caffeine .tm" the active metabolite. Special preparations of Caffi-augmentin include 36 hr depots combining 10 parts "No Sleep" with one part "Caffeine" are also available for the ultimate synergistic effect.

Treatment must be discontinued immediately when the patient shows signs of permanent personality disorders (common), CNS aberrations such as hallucinations/delusions of grandeur and potential obsessive compulsive-like behavior with reoccurring visions of “A” grades in some mysterious meta-state the patients all report to be like an exam hall with papers in it. Researchers are still piecing together the cause for the common hallucination shared amongst sufferers.

The medical community is poised to remain vigilant against this terrible disease.