Marketing

THE TRUE MEANING OF MARKETING

The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often
ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:

You're a man and you see a pretty at a party. You go up to hher and
say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a pretty girl. One of
your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, He's fantastic in
bed." That's Advertising.

You see a pretty girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's
Telemarketing.

You see a girl at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to her and
pour her a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten her shirt,
brushing your hands lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm
fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a pretty girl. She walks up to you and says, "I
hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a pretty girl. She fancies you, but you talk her
into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you. That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be pretty girls in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one
situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm
fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.