White rabbit

today, from the distance i saw him bounding towards me.
"hullo!" said the white rabbit, "you're obsessive compulsive."

"no im not - and you're not real!"

"yes you are... oh suit yourself!" He retorted (as if it was clear as day!) He then twitched his furry little nose and beckoned me to follow him home. we reached shortly after about 40 hops?

slightly out of breath, we stood expectantly at the entrance of his very own rabbit hole. It was a posh european affair complete with lettuce trimmings... i couldn't help but be impressed! "thats a nice place you have mr rabbit!"

My praise was lost as he fixed me with a ferociously deadly stare (as all rabbits can do when they get annoyed!)

"in you go then! hurry hurry! we have no time to lose!"

"wait!" i shouted as he plunged in! "im too big!"
and then he was gone...

alone now, i sat down and cried.

from the distance came a shrill voice:

"oh yes you are"
"oh yes you are"
"oh yes you are"

damnit. im obsessive compulsive.
What the hell is this? too much studying is bad for the brain...
whats worse, i can't even concentrate properly because the OCD keeps me from focusing. I wish i had a credit card and time to plan.